♪ One hand washes the other ♪
♪ one eye open when I sleep ♪
♪ one thing leads to another ♪
♪ one's sleeping six feet deep ♪
♪ two faces in the mirror ♪
♪ The two rights erase the wrong ♪
♪ two choices, which one's clearer? ♪
♪ what way do I run? ♪
嘿 Hey!
听着 我要走了 Um, listen. I'm gonna take off.
你走的时候记得 Do you mind, uh do you mind locking the door
把门锁上 on -- on your way out?
你不会给我买早餐吧？ You aren't gonna buy me breakfast, are you?
不会的 Uh...No.
♪ I played cards with the devil ♪
♪ I made a bet with a ghost ♪
♪ I made sure they'll never ♪
赤足走进幸福
♪ find the cure for a crooked soul ♪
♪ I played cards with the devil ♪
♪ I made a bet with a ghost ♪
♪ I made sure they'll never ♪
♪ find the cure for a crooked soul ♪
从昨晚开始这里就不再欢迎你来了 You are officially banned after last night.
我想说昨晚发生什么事情了 I mean, literally, I can't even
我都不记得了 I can't even remember last night.
你上台了 You were up on stage.
-没有吧 -是的 - No. - Yeah.
你对着一个俄罗斯人 跳大腿艳舞 You gave a Russian guy a lap dance
而他不是很喜欢 and he was not into it.
-什么 -他非常不喜欢 What? Like, really not into it.
♪ I made sure they'll never ♪
♪ find the cure for a crooked soul ♪
♪ I played cards with the devil ♪
♪ I made a bet with a ghost ♪
♪ I made sure they'll never ♪
♪ find the cure for a crooked soul ♪
♪ I see nothing but black clouds ♪
♪ I'm in the eye of the storm ♪
♪ I been burning my tightrope ♪
♪ but I've got the beat of the bones ♪
♪ in this town, those dark waters ♪
-嘿 你好吗 -很好 -Hey, how are you? -Pretty good.
我要两份灰雁伏特加 I will take a double grey goose on the rocks, please.
想用什么方式付款呢 What are you paying with?
好的 Okay.
拿去吧 There you go.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey!
还好吗 很久不见了 Good. How you doing?
我很好 文森特先生 I'm good, Mr. Vincent. Long time. How are you?
我本来今天还准备给你打电话的 I gonna, uh -- I was gonna call you today.
嗨 Hi.
我还想能在你钱包里找到 Oh, I was hoping I'd find
我的37000块钱呢 37 grand in there for me.
现在都不怎么用现金了 Yeah, well, I-I do all my banking online these days.
听着 小子 我刚有一种 Listen, kid, I just learned something
非常伤心的感觉 that kind of hurt my feelings.
噢 是吗 为什么 Oh, yeah? What's that?
据我南边的一个朋友所说 According to a friend of mine down South,
你家里钱多到都不知道怎么花了 your family has more money than they know what to do with.
这个嘛 我家里人和我是分开的 Well, my family and I, we have parted ways.
所以我才找你借钱的 That's why I borrow money from you.
卡不能刷 Card's declined.
听我说 Listen to me.
我知道你在哪儿上班 我知道你住哪儿 I know where you work. I know where you live.
我知道你在哪儿用着别人的钱去赌博 I know where you gamble away money you don't have.
我知道你在哪里接受缓刑 I know where you go for probation.
我知道所有事情 I know the whole thing.
如果你不能在周五的五点之前把钱还给我 And if I don't have my money by Friday 5:00,
我会找到你 并把你的脑袋撕开 I will find you and I will smash your head wide open.
我说到做到的 I have no problem doing that.
♪ I made sure they'll never ♪
♪ find the curefor a crooked soul ♪
洛杉矶县缓刑部
惠勒先生的一系列的罪行 Mr. Wheeler has continued to exhibit,
洛杉矶县缓刑部
酒驾 拒捕 through a series of offenses --d.U.I., resisting arrest,
超速行驶 参与非法赌博 criminal speeding, participation in unlicensed gaming,
现在又有加重恐吓行为 and now aggravated assault...
他是一个好事的 惹是生非的 ...That he iscombative, disruptive,
而且会无视基本的规章制度的一个人 and has a general disregard for simple rules and regulations.
而且他看起来也不服法 He also seems incapable of obeying the law.
不管是谁写得 Whoever wrote that just...
写得真对 Just gets me.
精 神 科
嘿 Hey.
那个人 还有那厚脖子 So, that guy and his thick-neck buddy
又来了 showed up again.
跟他们说你没在 Said you weren't here.
好吧 谢谢你 All right. Thank you.
嘿 你们有什么人 想要拖到你们家地下室 Hey, don't you have somebody tied up in your basement
然后进行拷打的么？ you need to go torture, something like that?
嘿老兄你有闲钱么？一点都没有么？ Hey, man. You got no money socked away? Nothing at all?
我看起来像是有闲钱么？ Does it look like I got any money socked away, man?
你的家人呢？ What about your family?
你说过你弟弟下周就要结婚了对吧？ Said your brother's getting married next week, right?
我说过那能怎样？ -那能怎样？ Yeah, I did. So what? So what?
那就弄一身晚礼服 然后去参加聚会 So, get a tux and fly to the party.
所有人都会很高兴 而且你老爸随时都可以给你钱 Everybody's happy and your old man's checkbook's already open.
对 Yeah.
听着 我觉得我可以去参加婚礼 Listen, I think I can make it to the wedding now.
噢 那太好了 Oh, that's great.
跟你爸说两句 Oh, here. Talk to your father.
不 妈 妈 我不想 妈 Uh, no, mom. Mom, I don't -- mom!
喂 Hello?
嗨 爸 Hey, dad.
噢 杰伊 过得怎么样？ Oh, Jay. How are you?
我还好 还好 I-I-I'm well. I-I-I-I'm well.
我在新闻里听说并购的事情了 I've been following the, uh the merger talks in the news.
看来有希望 Looks promising.
是的 Yeah, yeah.
你的计划进行得怎么样了？ How's the plan going out there?
进行得非常好简直太棒了真的 Uh, I-it's going very well. It's going amazing, actually.
我跟妈妈说了 我找到了一份新工作 I was telling mom, I got a new job.
是一份管理层的工作 It's an administration position
在这里最大的精神病院里 with one of the largest psychiatric hospitals out here.
我也找到了女伴 她很漂亮 I-I've met someone, too, and she's -- she's beautiful.
她简直是人间极品 妈妈会喜欢她的 She's just the greatest thing. Mom would love her.
她是靠出卖色相留下来的么？ Does she take her clothes off for a living?
不 她没有出卖色相 No, she doesn't take her clothes off for a living, dad.
她是一个护士 No. She's a -- she's a nurse.
你应该把她带到婚礼上 You should bring her to the wedding.
把她带到婚礼上么？ Bring her to the wedding?
是的 Yeah, sure.
不行 不行 Uh...No, yeah, no.
她根本就忙得不可开交 She's not gonna be able to get the time off work.
她的工作非常需要她 She's -- she's a nut with the work, this one.
我们都认为你应该带上她 Yeah, well, we both think you should bring her.
好吧 那么？ Um...Okay, you know what?
我们会到场的 We'll be there.
告诉妈我们会到的 会到的 好吗？ Tell mom we're gonna be there and we'll be there, okay?
好的 Okay.
西莱纳德医院
哪位医疗技术人员 Would a med tech
能到物理治疗区报道？ please report to physical therapy?
拖把男 给我们看看你的本领 Mop guy, show us what you got.
好的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我的天 你看起来 你今天看起来棒极了 My God, you look --you look amazing today.
我每天都穿着这个 I wear this every day.
是么？我不知道 Really? I mean, I don't know.
但是今天 真的看起来很不错 Today, it's like -- it's really working.
你是单身 对吧？ You're single, right?
是的 我是单身 Yes, I'm single.
我也是单身 真不错 Yeah, I'm single, too. This is great.
你单身是因为你是一个混蛋 You're single because you're an asshole.
是的 但是是一个风趣幽默的混蛋 Yeah, but an interesting and fun asshole.
我就直截了当的说了 Listen, I'm gonna cut right to it.
我的弟弟这周末要在新奥尔良结婚了 My brother's getting married in new Orleans this weekend,
我觉得要是你不是很忙 and I was kind of thinking if you weren't busy or anything,
-你和我 -你是认真的 -you and me... -You're serious.
那就是同意了么？ What, is that a yes?
这是黛西.肯辛通 This is Daisy Kensington.
谢谢你 惠勒先生 Thank you, Mr. Wheeler.
好了 兄弟们 休息时间 Okay, fellas. Break time.
我在这是因为我拒绝投票 - I'm only here because I refuse to vote.
我知道 I know.
因为我拒绝 Because I refuse
在网上使用信用卡 to use credit cards or go on the Internet.
他们知道我的记录 They know my record.
他们也知道你的记录 They know your record, too, Mr. Wheeler,
惠勒先生 如果那是你的真名 if that's your real name.
他们知道你的一切 They know everything about you.
我简直没有存在感 I am off the grid, baby!
就因为我不会上网 Just because I won't go to websites,
就因为我没有手机 just because I don't have a cellphone,
我甚至都不看电视 I won't even look at a television
这就是为什么 这就是 -你不需要 -that's why, that's why. -You don't have to.
来 坐下 Come on. Sit down.
坐下 Sit down.
比先生 我们的野人今天过得怎么样？ Mr. b. how's the wildman today?
不错 她真好 Yeah. She's nice.
真是很美 比先生 你记得什么她么？ Pretty women, Mr.b. You remember pretty women?
是的 Yeah.
波特曼叫你去他的办公室 Bertleman wants to see you in his office.
听着 我不知道弗雷克尔都跟你说了什么 Now, listen. I don't know what frakel told you.
你提供各种酒和色情杂志 You're giving alcohol and pornography
给我的病人 to my patients.
他们是我的朋友 They're my friends.
他们是不同的 有精神病的 紧张性精神症的 They are, variously, psychotic, catatonic,
狂躁的和妄想的人 manic, and delusional.
他们同样也是我的责任 They are also my responsibility.
据以上观点 From this point forward,
你跟病人没有半点关系 you will have no contact with these patients
除了来这里擦擦地板以外 except to mop the floor beneath their feet.
听明白了么？ Are we clear?
听明白了 Yeah, we're clear.
非常明白 Absolutely, yeah.
我知道如果你丢了这份工作 I'm fully aware that if you lose this job,
你就违反了你的假释条例 you violate your probation.
如果发生了那样的事 If you let that happen,
你就真的让人无法理解了 you will find yourself downwind from a category-5 shit storm.
-我能 -我说完了 -Can I - I'm done.
你是黛西·肯辛通 对吧？ It's miss Daisy Kensington, right?
肯辛通小姐 你知道你在哪里么？ Miss Kensington, do you know where you are?
没事的 It's okay.
这里是精神病院 This is a psychiatric hospital.
警察说你妈妈去世以后 The police report says that your mother passed away
你给邮递员留了一张纸条 and you left a note for the mailman
问他应该怎么做 asking him what you should do.
肯辛通小姐 你对时间有了解么？ Miss Kensington, are you aware of the time?
你对年月日有了解么？ Do you know the day, month, year?
我不确定今天是哪一天 I'm not exactly sure what day it is.
没事的 It's okay.
你知道你为什么在这么？ Do you know why you're here?
我猜是 I guess, uh...
是因为声音 the voices.
我们需要做一些测试 We're gonna do some tests.
但是我应该睡觉了 But I'm supposed to be sleeping.
我知道但是这不会很久了 I know. It won't take long.
你是医生吗？ Are you a doctor?
是的 我是你的特别医生 Yeah, I'm your special doctor.
等一下 等下 别 Oh, wait. Oh, stop. Please.
我很抱歉 Oh, my.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
没事的 没事 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
我没想惹什么麻烦 I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
你没做错什么事情 这个人是个变态 You didn't do anything wrong. The guy's a freak.
-他会伤害你的 -但是他是个医生 -He was gonna hurt you. -But he's a doctor.
不 他才不是什么医生 No, no. He's not a doctor.
听我说 你在这里要保护好自已好吗？ Now, listen to me. You got to protect yourself in here, okay?
你是个拖把男 You're the mopping man.
是的 我是杰伊 Yeah, I'm Jay.
你的拖把在哪里？ Where's your mop?
这不重要 我要带你离开这里 你可以么？ Doesn't matter. I got to get out of here. You gonna be okay?
尼尔贝利女士 回到床上 Mrs. nealberry, go back to bed, please.
该起床了 It's time to get up.
不 宝贝 现在是睡觉的时候 No, baby. It's time to sleep.
现在是睡觉的时候 It's time to sleep.
嘿 小心一点 Hey. Be careful.
该起床了 It's time to get up.
该洗脸刷牙了 Wash your face, wash your hands.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我要跟你一起 I'm coming with you.
你不能离开 你是病人 What? No! You can't leave. You're a patient.
我不喜欢这里 I don't like it here.
好 我明白了 但是你不能就是站在这里 Yeah, I get that. But you can't just stand here.
那我应该站在哪？ Where should I stand?
来 来 Come on. Come on
你的鞋子呢 Where are your shoes?
我没有鞋子 I don't have any.
你为什么不穿鞋呢 How can you not have shoes?
那会伤害我的脚 They hurt my feet.
听着 你现在要回到里面去 Look. You got to go back inside.
你要告诉他们都发生了什么 好吗？ You got to tell them what happened, okay?
拜托了？ Please?
怎么了？ What's wrong?
发生什么了？ What's happening?
深呼吸 Just breathe.
看着我 看着我 Look at me. Look at me.
深呼吸 好吗？ Just breathe. Breathe, okay?
深呼吸 好吗？ Just breathe, okay?
听着 如果你真的不想回去 我不会在意 Look. I really don't care if you don't want to go back.
你可以做任何你想做的事情好吗？ You can do whatever you want, okay?
好的 Okay. Look.
叫一辆出租车 Grab a cab.
打给谁 做点什么 好吗？ Call somebody. Do something, okay?
我应该打给谁呢？ -Who should I call? -I don't know.
我不知道你应该知道你都认识谁 You're supposed to know the people you know.
好吗？ -好的 -Okay? -Okay.
照顾好你自己 Take care of yourself.
找些鞋穿 Get some shoes.
这是哪里？ What is this place?
这是夜总会 -哪种夜总会 -Uh, it's a club. -What kind of club?
是脱衣舞会 Uh, it's a dancing club.
给那些喜欢跳舞的人的么？ For people that like to dance?
是的 给那些喜欢跳舞的人的 Yeah, for people who like to dance.
为什么这里这么暗？ 是因为它是夜总会吗 -Why is it so dark? -'Cause it's a club
是给那些喜欢在暗处跳舞的人的 for people who like dancing in the dark.
那个女人什么都没穿 That lady didn't have any clothes on!
是么？我都没注意 Did she? I didn't --I didn't even really notice.
这里很多人都没穿衣服 A lot of people in here don't have clothes on.
好的 在这坐一下 Okay. Take a seat.
我要找个人去谈谈 I'm gonna go talk to some people.
别走开 好吗？ Just don't move, okay? Okay.
你 我 去新奥尔良 You, me, new Orleans.
不去 No.
装成护士让我很不舒服 Pretending to be a nurse makes me uncomfortable.
你爬在柱子上脱光了来挣钱 You hump a pole naked for money,
但是这样就让你不舒服了？ but this makes you uncomfortable?
你没听出其中的讽刺么？ You don't see the irony there?
谁愿意陪杰伊去他弟弟的婚礼么？ Does anybody want to go to Jay's brother's wedding?
不要 No.
拜托 大家 我需要一个伴 Come on, you guys.I need a date.
那我们为什么要帮你？ And why should we help you?
因为你们是用我 Uh, because I'm putting you through college
放到你们衣服里的钱 去上的大学 with all those dollars I drop in your panties?
这跟我们有什么关系？ Well, what's in it for us?
你们难道不觉得应该帮帮朋友么？ The fuzzy feeling you get helping a friend?
你们为什么穿着那些鞋子？ Why are you wearing those shoes?
♪ Get inside and I'll take you to the stars ♪
她跳的真美 She dances beautifully!
♪ I got them pushing their fancy cars ♪
♪ young, hot, real cute, even in a space suit ♪
你最好过来看看的朋友 Um, you might want to come check on your friend.
♪ I need someone who can aim, fire ♪
♪ red velvet dynamite ♪
♪ I'm a loaded gun tonight ♪
♪ I'm a sex pistol, pistol, pistol ♪
你 宝贝 你最好离开 Yo, sweets, you got to get out.
但是杰伊说这是跳舞俱乐部 But Jay said that this was a dancing club.
哪个杰伊？ Jay who?
杰伊 他带我从后门溜进来的 Jay.He snuck us in the back.
他说他不想让保镖看到我们 He said that he didn't want the bouncer to see us.
不 你必须下来 Yo, you got to get down.
来吧 Come on.
什么？不 What? No, no.No, no, no, no.
不 停下 No, no, no, no, no! No! Stop!
你现在必须离开 Yo, you need to leave now!
好的 放轻松 我们这就走 Okay, take it easy. We're going.
你还好吗？ You all right?
好的 我们这就走 我们走了 Okay. We're going. We're going.
拜托 Come on.
你还好么？好的 You all right? Okay.
那个胖男人出100美元让我帮他撸 This fat man offered me $100 for a hand job.
我从未有过工作 I've never had a job.
你确定你不知道打给谁么？ You sure you have no one you can call?
你没有朋友么？你没有家人么？ You have no friends? You have no family?
都没有么？ You have nobody?
那我应该为你做些什么？ What am I supposed to do with you?
你有身份证么？ Do you have I.D.?
过安检的时候要出示身份证的 You got to show I.D. At security.
我有的就在这 I have it. It's in here.
怎么了？ 有什么问题么？ What's happening? Wh-what's wrong?
我不知道该怎么做 I-I don't...I-I don't know what to do.
没事的 我有个计划 而且很不错 That's okay. I have a plan, and it's a good one.
你要做的就是冲他们微笑 然后吃点好吃的零食 All you have to do is smile and eat yummy snacks.
然后当人们说”嘿 你是做什么的？” And when people say, "hey, what do you do?"
你说”我是一名护士” You say, "I'm a nurse."
我不应该撒谎的 I'm not supposed to lie.
这不是撒谎 It's not a lie.
不是撒谎 Not a lie.
这是假装这样没事 It's pretending, which is fine.
有什么区别么？ What's the difference?
我晚点给你解释 I'll explain it to you later.
-好的 -好吗？ -Okay. -Okay?
你那些跳舞的伙伴 真的不介意 Your dancer friends really don't mind
我借用他们的衣服么？ I borrowed their clothes?
不 他们很想帮忙 No, no. They wanted to help.
你确定这看起来没事么？ Are you sure this looks okay?
的 你看起来美极了 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look fantastic.
真的 你看起来真棒 Really, you look great.
不过把运动衫穿上吧 Just, uh, uh, keep the sweater on.
这个么？ -是的 -This? -Yeah.
你还好么？ Oh. You okay?
是的 Yeah. Okay.
很抱歉 嗨 I'm sorry. Hi.
你的朋友在厕所待了很久了 Your friend's been in the bathroom
真的很长时间了 for a really long time.
黛西 是我 我是杰伊 Daisy, it's me.It's Jay.
这里没有冲洗器 There's no flusher.
她第一次坐飞机 She's a first-time flyer.
这里有的 宝贝 Yeah, there is, honey.
只不过跟平常的有一些不同 It's just a little different than usual.
你看到在座位上面的按钮了么？ You see the button in the wall above the seat?
那实际上是一根杆 It's actually a lever.
是的 按那个 Yeah, push that.
那上面印着”冲水”呢 It says "flush" right on it.
但是字都磨掉了 But the letters are worn off.
别管了 按就好了 Anyway, just push it.
真的好吵 It was really loud.
但你做的不错 You handled it well, though.
让我们试着睡会觉吧 好吗？ Okay, let's try and get some sleep, okay?
我不困啊 I'm not sleepy.
那就吃我的 Then eat your peanuts.
我已经吃完了 I already did.
那就吃我的 Then eat mine.
我也吃完了 I already did.
这架飞机被称为红色之眼 Hey, this flight's called a red eye.
你知道为什么吗？ Do you know why?
因为如果我们不睡觉的话 Because if we don't get sleep,
当我们到了新奥尔良的时候 我们的眼睛就会变成红色． we're gonna have red eyes when we get to new Orleans.
你不想见我家人的时候 眼睛是红色的吧？ And you don't want red eyes when you meet my family, do you?
不想 No.
不不想 No.
所以 我们就都安静一点 So, let's be quiet.
好的 Okay.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们又有了其他的问题 We have another problem.
我们走吧 宝贝 你不能坐在这里 Let's go, hon. You can't sit here.
但是后面的座位太小了 But the seats are too small back there.
我知道 但是我们没有买这里的大座位 I know, but we didn't pay for the big seats.
我们现在能买么 Can we pay for them now?
不行 我们现茌买不了 No, we can't pay for them now.
她有什么问题？ What's wrong with her?
很抱歉 我女朋友没什么问题 Excuse me. There's nothing wrong with my girlfriend.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们走吧 宝贝 我在后面很孤单 Let's go, hon. I'm lonely back there. Come on.
我们回去要睡觉么？ Do we have to sleep?
不 我们不用睡觉 No, we don't have to sleep.
我们能把这盘子里的坚果都拿走么？ Can we get some of those good nuts in the nice dish?
拿上我的吧 Um, take mine.
我已经拿了 I already did.
所有人都在走来走去 Everyone's moving around.
我们要准备降落了 Yeah, we're getting ready to land.
之前… Before...
你说我是你的女朋友 You called me your girlfriend.
我是你的女朋友了么？ Am I really your girlfriend?
是的 你是我的女朋友 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're my girlfriend.
我妈妈告诉我 我不会成为某人的女朋友的 My mother told me I would never be anybody's girlfriend.
那么我想她是错的 Well, I guess she was wrong, then.
我觉得我还是待在外面吧 I think I'm just gonna stay out here.
你会没事的 You'll be okay.
你会没事的 来吧 You'll be okay. Come on.
那么我们把康斯薇拉安排在家人的桌子上 So, let's move consuela to the family table
因为婚礼派对会在别的地方 because the wedding party will be somewhere else.
嘿 妈 Hey, mom.
你真的回来了 Oh! You're really here.
妈 这位是黛西 Mom, this is Daisy.
-好的 你好 -你好 - Oh, yes. Hello. -Hi.
欢迎 Welcome.
噢 我的天 这衣服真好看 Oh, my. What a cute skirt.
你没有穿鞋啊 Oh, you have no shoes on.
噢 老天 妈 Oh, God, mom.
我们真的很累了 We are -- we are really beat.
当然了 看看我 Of course. Look at me.
我会让玛丽把你们的东西拿上去的 I'll have Mary bring up your things.
实际上我们没什么东西 We don't really have any things.
你们的行李箱呢？ Your luggage?
这个我们想轻装上阵 Yeah, we traveled...we traveled light.
以给你选一套礼服 Well, I can always pick you up a suit.
要记住 这是在南方 所以你们要分开睡 And remember, this is the South, so you'll have two rooms.
我不会跟一个男人住在一间房里的 I wouldn't stay in the same room with a man.
是的我们还没有...我们不是 Yeah, we haven't, uh...we aren't...
好的 你会睡在玛丽的床上 Well, you'll be sleeping in Marie antoinette's bed.
噢 不用 没事的 她可以睡 Oh, no, no. That's okay. She can have it.
我睡在地上就行了 I'll just sleep on the floor.
你真有趣 Oh, you are so funny.
没事的 宝贝 No, darling.
杰伊有他自己的房间 你可以待在客房 Jay will have his room and you can stay in the guest room.
我以为你放弃了 I thought you quit.
确实 I did.
我们很久没听到你的消息了 We haven't heard from you in a long time.
那么 我们什么时候能见见你的新女朋友 So, when am I gonna meet this new girlfriend of yours?
晚饭的时候 At dinner.
你妈说她很漂亮 Your mother says she's very beautiful.
确实 She is.
是的 她很漂亮 Yeah, she's very beautiful.
她让我重新思考我的未来 She's got me rethinking my future.
来 我想给你看点东西 Come on. I want to show you something.
这简直就是有四个轮子的美国之梦 It's the American dream on four wheels.
这儿甚至有瓷器橱 It's even got a China cabinet.
瓷器橱么？真的么？ China cabinet? Really?
仅仅只有两辆正品了 There's only two others in decent condition
在整个国家里面 in the whole country.
实际上我是把它偷回来的 And I practically stole it.
嘿 有权有势真好 Well, hey, it's good to be king.
你说的很对 You're damn right it is.
是时候喝一杯了 Time for a drink.
妈说你回来 但是我根本就不相信 Mom said you were coming, but I didn't believe it.
我来了 你过得怎么样？ Yeah, no, I'm here. How you doing?
很好 不错 我把凯特叫过来 Good, good. I'll grab Kate.
我可没指望你能戒酒 I don't suppose you're on the wagon.
是的 更何况这里还有令酒会 No, not unless there's booze on it.
是的 敬杰里 Uh, well, to Jerry.
敬杰里 To Jerry.
那么 这个女孩在哪呢？ So, where is this girl?
她马上就过来了 Oh, she's coming down in a bit.
她有一点害羞 She's just -- she's a bit shy.
她来了 Here she is.
我是一位护士 I'm a nurse.
那真是不错 Oh, well, that's great
因为我刚刚想到了一些事情 我觉得 because I'm actually coming down with something, I think.
爸 这是黛西 Dad, this is Daisy.
噢 叫我詹森就好了 Oh, call me Jason.
这是我的儿子杰里 我们的新郎 Oh, this is my son Jerry, the groom.
-你好 -然后这位是 -Hello. - And this is
凯特 我听说过太多关于你的事情了 杰伊 Kate. I'm heard so much about you, Jay.
-好吧 都是事实 -我们黛西 -Well, it's all true. -I'm Daisy.
我是一名护士 I'm a nurse.
谢谢你们都能来 Well, thank y'all so much for coming.
真是一个惊喜 It was such a surprise.
杰瑞说你们是在医院相识的 Jerry said you met at a hospital.
是的 那真是一个不错的故事 Yeah, we did. It's a great story.
我们是在我当护士的医院认识的 Yeah, we met at a hospital where I'm a nurse.
我觉得他们知道了 宝贝 Yeah, I think they got that part, hon.
你告诉他们 你把我从一个 Did you tell them about the part where you saved me
假装医生的人手里救下来的事了么？ from a doctor who wasn't really a doctor?
噢 老天 千万别和医生约会 Oh, God. Never date a doctor.
-他们一点人情味都没有 -你跟医生约会过么？ -They're so emotionally remote. -You dated a doctor?
不 我读过相关的文章 No, I read an article about it.
老天 你真的好瘦 我都能看到你的骨头了 God, you're so skinny! I can see your bones.
谢谢 Thank you.
你还好吧？ You okay?
很好 Good.
噢 我的天 Oh, my God.
感觉就像在喝香水一样 That's like drinking perfume.
是的 这个差不多就是由那些做的 Well, that's pretty much what it costs.
想做什么就做什么 亲爱的 Have all you want, darling.
我想在这里敬一杯酒 I'd like to make a toast...
给杰里和凯特 to, um...to Jerry and Kate.
凯特 我们非常自豪和感激地 Kate, we are so proud and grateful
欢迎你成为我们家庭的一员 to welcome you as a member of the family.
而且我希望你们两个 And I just want to wish you both
能获得金钱买不到的幸福 all of the happiness that money cannot buy.
干杯 Cheers.
-干杯 -为了杰里和凯特 -Cheers. -To Jerry and Kate.
-干杯 -为了杰里和凯特 - Jerry and Kate. -To Jerry and Kate.
开始吃吧 There you go.
我不能吃这个 I can't eat this.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
我觉得这是珍喜猫罐头 I think it's fancy feast.
那是猫粮 -我知道了 -That's cat food. -No, I got that.
我懂了 我知道你是什么意思 I got that. I know what you meant.
你打算吃这个么？ Are you gonna eat it?
实际上 这是杰里的最爱 Actually, it's Jerry's favorite.
其实不是 Not really.
他们强制喂那些鹅一些饲料 让他们的肝变得很大 They force-feed the goose so its liver distends.
我读过相关的文章 我都哭了 I saw a documentary about it. I literally cried.
好吧 那就这样 Okay, that's it.
把该死的沙拉拿上来 Bring in the goddamn salads!
那么 跟我们说说你的新工作 So, tell us about this new job of yours.
没什么吸引人的 Uh, it's nothing glamorous.
就是医院的管理层而已 Just hospital administration.
挺好的 至少你没有去擦地板 Well, at least you're not mopping floors.
实际上 父亲 我在寻找一些投资商机 Actually, dad, I'm looking into some new business ventures.
是么 杰伊？那真不错 Oh, really, Jay? That's wonderful.
是么？哪种投资呢？ Really? What kind of ventures?
体育与娱乐 大多是新的游戏项目 Sports and entertainment, mostly, new gaming applications.
那是什么意思？ What does that mean?
我感兴趣的是一些 新兴的 Well, uh, I'm interested in a little start-up
可以实时跟进的赛马比赛的软件 that has an app for placing bets in real time.
赌博 Gambling.
好呢 跟你学的工商管理学硕士很合适 Well, so much for your m.B.A.
资本主义就是投机主义 难道不是么爸？ Well, capitalism is based on gambling. Isn't it, dad?
听起来很有意思 Oh, it sounds interesting.
他同样也涉足一些脱衣舞俱乐部 He's also involved in a dance club.
你投资了一家俱乐部？ You invested in a club?
我不想扫大家的兴 Yeah, I don't want to bore everyone with that.
但是就一些事情而言 父亲 But at some point, dad,
我想跟你坐下来谈一谈这个 I would like to sit down and talk more about this.
所以 你回来是为了钱 So, you came back for money.
不 我回来不是为了钱 No, I didn't come back for money.
我回来是来参加我弟弟婚礼的 I came back to see my little brother get married.
但是 是你教会我 But you're the one that taught me
人要时刻关注着新的商机 to always be looking for new opportunities.
你拥有世界各地的机会 Well, you had every opportunity in the world
当你在这里的时候 取决于你自己的决定 when you were here, except for you decided to
詹森 Jason.
我同样也教过你做事要有一个计划 I also taught you to have a plan.
他实际上有一个非常好的计划 詹森 He actually does have a plan, Jason,
真的很不错 and it's a very good one.
我们只是现在不能讨论而已 We just can't talk about it right now.
你也参与其中了么？ You're a part of this?
是的 Yes.
那么好吧 我们晚一些再说 Well, then, let's talk about it later.
好 晚点说 Yes, let's.
我从来都没尝过香槟酒 I've never had champagne before.
是的 我看出来了 Yeah, I kind of figured that.
顺便说一句 你做的不错 You did great, by the way.
所有人都很喜欢你 Everyone really liked you.
-是么？ -是的 他们很喜欢你 -Yeah? -Yeah, they did.
明早见 I'll see you in the morning.
-好的 -好的 -Okay. -Okay.
宝贝？ Honey?
她在打扫厕所 She's cleaning the bathroom.
-谁？ -黛西 -Who? -Daisy.
怎么了 So?
她在打扫我们的厕所 She's cleaning our bathroom.
嗨 Hey, there.
嗨 嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
你从哪弄来的这身衣服？ Where'd you get those?
在衣橱里 一个盒子上面写着”杰伊” Oh, um, in this box in the closet marked "Jay."
你为什么要打扫厕所呢？ Hey, why are you cleaning the bathroom?
我在打扫卫生 我就是做这个的 I clean. That's what I do.
我为我妈妈做饭和打扫家务 I did all the...the cooking and the cleaning for my mother.
嘿 给我那个 Hey, give me that.
听着 Listen.
你在这里不需要做任何事情 好吗？ You don't have to do any of that here.
我妈说过 这样你才能赢得爱 My mother said that this is how you earn love.
额 等等 Uh, wait.
我以为你没有家人 I thought you didn't have any family.
我是没有 I don't.
她死了 She's dead.
对不起 但是你妈妈根本不知道 Well, I'm sorry, but your mother didn't know
她在说些什么 what the hell she was talking about.
你爱人们 只是因为你爱他们 You just love people cause you love them
就是这样 and that's it.
怎么了？ What?
我妈妈已经死了 My mother is dead...
因为我杀了她 Because I killed her.
我杀了她 I killed her.
这就是为什么他们把我送进医院 That's why they put me in the hospital.
噢 我的老天 Oh, my.
这衣服并不能 It doesn't really cover up
把所有该挡上的地方都挡住 everything that it's supposed to.
是的 这根本就算不上什么裙子 Well, it's barely a dress at all.
杰伊从一个脱衣舞娘那里借的 Jay borrowed it from a stripper.
你不是在开玩笑 对吗？ You're probably not joking, are you?
过来 Come.
我把我所有穿过的裙子都留下来 Now, I've kept every dress I've ever worn
知道有一天我会交给别人 knowing they would come in handy some day.
你看起来真漂亮 You're gorgeous.
我们能稍微装饰一下么？ Can we play a little bit?
我觉得这个很适合你的皮肤 I think this one would be very pretty with your skin.
很抱歉让你们久等了 先生么 Sorry to keep you waiting, boys.
我们需要一点点属于女生的时间 We needed a little extra girl time.
给你 Here.
你在丢掉它们 You're dropping them.
就应该这样的 Um, that's the point.
不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
不 来 坐在这里 No, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on.
坐下 Sit, sit, sit, sit.
继续 继续吧 Continue. Continue on.
好的 我们就坐在这里 我们就看着 We're gonna sit, we're gonna watch,
然后结束的时候我们鼓掌 and we're gonna clap when it's over.
-好吗？ -好的 -Okay? -Okay.
我 呃 I, um...
我一直在想你昨晚说的话 I've been thinking about what you said last night.
我都说什么了？ What did I say?
你知道的 我也不怎么好受 You know, I don't take any pleasure
看着你这么挣扎 in watching you struggle.
我可没在挣扎 父亲 I am not struggling, dad.
把钱投在新兴的产业 Throwing money at a start-up
就像一只蚊子一样冲过去 is like throwing darts at a mosquito.
你觉得那些在麦当劳和亚马逊的人 So, what, you think the guys at Mac and Amazon
也这么想么？ feel that way?
所有这种想要有所突破的人 For every one of those breakthroughs,
其中失败者有千千万万 there's a thousand failures.
所有人都觉得他们自己会成为例外 Everybody thinks he's gonna be the exception of the rule.
父亲 我已经做过调查了 Yeah, but, dad, I've done my research.
我所说的这家公司 有着很健全的基础 This company I'm talking about has got sound fundamentals,
而且资金运作良好 而且有很好的董事会 it's well capitalized, and it's got an excellent board.
你打算要多少钱？ How much are you looking for?
三万五千到四万美金 可以让我们介入 35 grand to 40 grand will get us in the door.
过来照相了 More photos.
那么 你跟杰伊在一起多久了？ So, how long have you been with Jay?
三天 Um, three days.
然后他就带你回来见家人了么？ And he's brought you home to meet the family?
我们有个计划 We have a plan.
真令人钦佩 Impressive.
我们很久之前也有的 We had a little thing, like, eons ago.
噢 老天 我们也是 Oh, my God. So did we.
只是一点小建议 Um, just a little advice.
他把所有他见过的美女都当成了傻瓜 He gets a stiffy for every pretty girl he sees.
你是做什么的 亲爱的？ And what do you do, dear?
-我是一位护士 -一位护士 -I'm a nurse. - A nurse!
卢 给她看看你后背上的东西 Oh, Lou, show her that thing on your back.
真是可爱的一家人 Such lovely families.
我会告诉你我更喜欢 I'd love to have their combined net worth,
让他们合并 I'll tell you.
你可以说惠勒还在生气 Oh, you can tell Wheeler's still pissed off
因为霍夫曼的丑闻 about that Hoffman scandal.
我觉得他长子的事情简直让他蒙羞 I think it is a shame about his older boy.
那孩子还是有一对蛋蛋的 Still, the pair of balls that kid had.
当惠勒完成了与霍夫曼的交易 While Wheeler's closing the deal with Hoffman,
那个孩子竟然上楼和妻子搞了起来 the kid is upstairs screwing the wife.
根本就填不满呢 I mean, you can't make that stuff up.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 我一直都在找你 Hey, I've been looking all over for you.
我们现在能跳舞了么？ Can we dance now?
你想跳舞么？ You want to dance?
好的 我们跳舞去 Okay, okay. Let's dance.
♪ If you're thinking you're too cool to boogie ♪
♪ Boy, oh, boy, have I got news for you ♪
♪ get down ♪
♪ boogie oogie oogie ♪
♪ get down ♪
♪ boogie oogie oogie ♪
你从哪里学会这些的 Where did you learn how to do that?
录像带 Stage one.
没事的 放松 It's okay. Relax.
♪ Chances are... ♪
你可以随时抱住我 You can grab hold of me anytime.
我从没抱住过别人 I've never grabbed anyone before.
我从未跟任何人跳过舞 I've never even danced with anyone.
不是吧 学校里的舞会没有教么？ Come on. What about school dances growing up?
我没去过学校 I didn't go to school.
依在开玩笑么？ Are you kidding?
我不觉得我在开玩笑 I don't think I'm kidding.
这就是为什么没有人可以理解我 That's why no one can understand me.
那我呢？ What about me?
我觉得他们也都不理解你 I don't think they understand you, either.
♪ Chances are you think ♪
♪ my heart's your Valentine ♪
♪ in the magic of moonlight ♪
♪ when I saw... ♪
我能跟他待会么？ May I borrow him?
母亲可没有这么多机会 A mother doesn't get many chances.
我可以么？ May I?
我应该表扬一下杰伊的 Well, I got to hand it to Jay.
你只是...不是我预期的那样的 You're just...Not what I expected.
你们在哪遇见的？ Where did you guys meet?
在医院 The hospital.
黛西 杰伊不会在医院工作的 Daisy, Jay wouldn't be working at a hospital
除非这之间有什么联系 unless there was a catch.
联系？ Catch?
是的 联系 Yes, a catch.
而且你知道是什么联系 And you know the catch.
我知道么？ I do?
你知道么 除非我知道真相 否则我无法帮助他 You know, I can't help him unless I know the truth.
他在洛杉矶到底在做什么？ What's he really doing in L.A.?
我没有说谎 I'm not lying.
我只想知道事实 黛西 I just want the truth, Daisy.
我不能再说下去了 I can't talk anymore.
黛西你是谁？ Daisy, who are you?
发生什么了？ What's happening?
她遇到麻烦了 Something's wrong with her.
没事的 她没事 It's okay. She's fine. She's fine.
她一点都不好 She's not fine.
她没事 她喝了太多的香槟 She's fine. She's had too much champagne.
她需要一些新鲜空气 She needs some air. Come on.
让我们把她弄出去 Let's get her outside.
我可以的回去跳舞吧 来吧 来 That's okay. I got it. Go back to your dance.
你需要带她去看医生 You need to get her to a doctor.
-她没事的 爸 -杰伊 看看她 -She's fine, dad. -Jay, look at her.
如果你不带她去 我们会的 You don't take her, we will.
她是谁 杰伊？ Who is she, Jay?
不是你想象的那样的 父亲 别管了 It's not what you think, dad. Leave it alone.
这显然比我想象的还要糟糕 It's obviously much worse than I think.
亲爱的 怎么了？ Honey, what is it?
我是一所精神病院的清洁工 I'm a janitor in a mental hospital.
这是我缓刑的一部分 It's part of my probation.
她是一位病人 She's a patient.
-简直完美 -对啊 很完美 - That's perfect. -Yeah, it's perfect.
你还好么？ You okay?
这个是你的 This belongs to you.
拿着吧 亲爱的 You keep it, honey.
-拿着吧 -拿着？ -You keep it. - Keep it?!
那条项链是我给你的 I gave that necklace to you!
詹森 我想让她留着 Jason, I want her to have it.
但是那是我给你的 那是我们周年纪念的礼物 But I gave it to you. It was an anniversary gift.
没事的 没事的 It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter.
别管了 爸 别管了 Leave it alone, dad! Leave it alone!
停下 Stop!!
拿着吧 妈 收下 Take it, mom. Here. Take it.
噢 好吧 Oh, good.
现在我们的计划完成了么？ Are we done with the plan now?
是的 我们完成了 Yeah, we're done.
某辆车里应该有钥匙的 There's got to be keys in one of these.
为什么我们不能坐飞机回去？ Why can't we just fly back on the plane?
因为我违反假释规定 Because I violated my probation
而且你是精神病院的逃犯 and you're an escaped mental patient.
-很糟糕么？ -是的 很糟糕 -Is that bad? -Yeah, that's bad.
我很确定他们现在一定在找我们 I'm sure they're gonna be looking for us by now.
这个大家伙怎么样？ What about this big shiny one?
拜托 Come on.
该死的 God damn it.
你看 这些是粘在墙上的 Look! These stick to the wall!
噢 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
厕所里没有水 There's no water in the toilet.
什么？ What?
待在这 Stay here.
我要去打个电话 I got to make a phone call.
给你 Uh, here.
我不需要钱 I don't need any money.
那边有一些自动售货机 There's some vending machines over there.
这里 拿着 Just, uh...Here.
拿着 Take it.
不会很久的吧？ It's not gonna be long?
不 不会很久的 No, it's not gonna be too long.
我告诉你它可是经典 好吗？ See, I'm telling you. She is a classic, okay?
应该把它放到博物馆展览的 She really belongs in a museum.
想怎么卖？ What's the catch?
我不记得我想说什么了 I can't remember where I put the title.
打扰一下 女士 Excuse me, miss,
请问有什么我可以帮你的么？ but is there something I can help you with?
我男朋友去打电话了 My boyfriend is just making a phone call,
应该很快就来了 so it shouldn't be long.
你怎么没穿鞋子？ How come you got no shoes?
这里有规定 There's a rule here in the station.
一定得穿鞋子的 You got to have shoes.
我不会告发你什么的 No, it's not like I'm gonna turn you in or anything.
我只是担心你的脚冷 I was just worried maybe your feet might get cold.
去往新奥尔良的H40号车即将开车 Last call for the h40 to new Orleans.
你确定没问题吗？ Are you sure you're okay, baby?
那好我就在那边 Okay, I'll be right over there.
要是你需要帮忙 跟我说一声好吗？ If you need any help, let me know, okay?
惠勒 你在哪儿呢？ Dr. bertle Wheeler, where are you?
我在一个 Uh, I'd say somewhere
鸟不拉屎鸡不生蛋的地方 between screwed and totally fucked.
别开玩笑弗雷克尔 Dr. bertle Yeah, no kidding. Mr. frakel
弗雷克尔就是个大骗子 Yeah, well, frakel's an evil liar.
我帮他救了她 你问问尼尔贝利太太就知道了 I saved her from him. Just ask Mrs. nealberry.
尼尔贝利觉得她在行星轨道 Dr. bertle Mrs. nealberry thinks she's in planetary orbit
而我却在半人马座阿尔法星 and that I am from Alpha centauri.
告诉我肯辛通小姐在哪里 Now, tell me where miss Kensington is
在你还没搞砸之前 before you make this worse for yourself.
她没事 她很安全她很好 She's okay. She's safe. She's fine.
她没事 才怪 Dr. bertle She is not fine.
她很有可能是神经病或者精神分裂 She is quite possibly psychotic or schizophrenic.
我不知道 医生 Yeah, I don't know, doc.
我没看到她跟其他人讲话 I haven't seen her talking to anyone who's not there
或其他什么的 or anything like that.
听我说 惠勒 Dr. bertle Listen to me, Wheeler.
这个女孩几乎一生 This girl has spent virtually her entire life
都被坐在屋里 locked inside the house.
她的社会意识 她的处事能力 Her social awareness, her ability to cope
受到严重的伤害 are almost certainly severely impaired.
除了偶尔惊慌害怕 Besides the occasional panic attack
你知道的，还不爱穿鞋 我认为她完全没有问题 and, you know, not liking shoes, I think she's highly functional.
其实我觉得是创伤后应激 I'm actually thinking it's a little post-traumatic stress.
你在开玩笑吗？你又不是医生 Dr. bertle Are you kidding me? You are not a doctor!
她在什里夫波特的灰狗巴士站 对吗？ She's at the greyhound bus station in shreveport, okay?
在路易斯安那州 That's in Louisiana.
惠勒 你不能 Dr. bertle No, Wheeler, you can't
该死的 God damn it!
公交票务咨询台
你可以告诉我怎么回家吗？ Can you help me get home?
宝贝 那得看你家在哪儿了 Oh, baby, well, that depends upon where home is.
你想去哪里？ Where do you want to go?
不用再打电话了？ No more phone calls?
不用 No.
不用再打电话了？ No more phone calls.
你进去买点东西吧 You go inside and get a few things.
我在外面抽支烟 I'm gonna be outside having a smoke.
给 Here.
拿着这个 Take this.
去吧 There you go.
还有…带点钱 And...Take some money.
快去吧 想要什么买什么 Go ahead. Get whatever you want.
去吧 Come on.
给你 There you go.
不能超过9样东西 Nine items or less.
我不明白你的意思 I d-- I don't understand.
你只能选9样东西 You can only have nine items.
但是这全部我都要 But I need all of this.
那你排错队了 Okay. Well, then you're in the wrong line.
我们得走了 快点 We got to go. We got to go. Come on.
我 I
我妈妈从来没让我买过东西 my mother never let me go shopping.
你知道我会做饭 You know, I can cook,
不过我不会选东西 but I just don't know how to pick things.
我特别喜欢做甜甜圈 And I was really excited about those powdered doughnuts!
警察好像在跟我们说话呢 I think that police officer is talking to us.
我知道 谢谢 I get that. Thank you.
♪ If you want trouble, you got it ♪
♪ ooh ♪
♪ you been singing from 9:00 to 5:00 ♪
♪ ooh ♪
♪ well, if you look, you'll know... ♪
-前面有东西 -是的 我知道 -There's a thing. -Yep. Got it.
不会有事的 Everything's fine.
那个警察好像还在追我们 Hey, I think that police officer's following us.
嗯 谢谢你 我看到了 Yeah, thank you. I see that.
♪ Well, if you want trouble ♪
♪ trouble ♪
♪ if you want trouble ♪
♪ saying, if you want trouble ♪
♪ trouble ♪
他还在追 He's still following!
♪ And if you want trouble ♪
♪ trouble ♪
他就快跟上了 He's getting closer.
不 我看见了 谢谢 No, I-I see. I see. Thank you.
他更近了 He's even closer!
抓稳 Hold on to something!
♪ Trouble ♪
♪ if you want trouble ♪
我们甩掉他了 Yeah! We lost him!
该死的 Oh, shit.
好的 你来开一会儿车 Okay, you're gonna have to drive for a while.
我不知道怎么开 I don't know how to drive.
好吧 Right.
我妈妈说 开车会怀孕 My mom said that driving gets you pregnant.
你妈妈教了你很多疯狂的东西 God, your mother told you a lot of crazy-ass shit,
是吧？ didn't she?
对不起 Sorry.
我妈妈确实教了我很多疯狂的东西 My mom did tell me a lot of crazy-ass shit.
不过她让我看电视 But she let me watch TV.
不过只看”电视乐土”和”乡村音乐电视”之类的 But just "TV land" and cmt, stuff like that.
她不喜欢其他频道 She didn't like any of the other channels.
你没去过学校 If you never went to school,
那你怎么认识字？ how'd you learn to read and stuff?
她教我的 She taught me.
主要是这样我们就可以玩拼字游戏了 因为她喜欢 That was mostly so we could play scrabble 'cause she loved it.
而且你得让她赢 Except you had to let her win.
一直让她赢 Always let her win.
如果我一个人开车的话 我要睡几个小时 Well, if I'm gonna drive solo, I got to sleep for a few hours.
不过只能睡一两个小时 你就要叫我起床好吗？ But just a few hours and then you got to wake me up, okay?
好 这个我会 Okay. Yeah, I can do that.
怎么了？嗨 What? Hi. What?
你睡觉的时候发出搞笑的声音 You make funny noises when you sleep.
真的吗？ Really?
就像... Kind of like...
外面有个警察 And there's a cop outside.
什么？你怎么不叫醒我 What? Why didn't you wake me up?
我不是叫了吗 你现在都醒了 I did right now. You're up.
-我们是不是有麻烦了？ -不 是我有麻烦了 -Are we in trouble? -No, I-I'm in trouble.
那家伙会送我去监狱的 That guy's gonna throw my sorry ass in jail.
也许我们可以求他 Well, maybe we can ask him not to.
什么？ What?
我男朋友看到你的电筒后 往那边跑了 My boyfriend ran that way when he saw your lights
因为他觉得你会把他送到监狱去 cause he thinks you're gonna throw his sorry ass in jail.
好的 女士 All right, ma'am.
你出来一下 I need you to step out of the vehicle.
其实 我觉得还是在车里好 Um, actually, I think I'd rather stay inside.
女士？ Ma'am?
厕所里没有水了 Um, there's no water in the toilet,
所以冲不了厕所 so we can't flush.
天啊 求求你了 Ugh. Lord, have mercy.
你男朋友叫什么？ What's your boyfriend's name?
他的名字？ His name?
对 他的名字 Yeah, his name.
比弗 Beaver.
你是说比弗？ Did you say beaver?
比弗 Beaver.
比弗是我爸爸的名字 Beaver was my daddy's name.
真的吗？ Really?
快回车里去 Get back in the vehicle.
他去树林里找你去了 Hey. He went out in the woods to go look for you.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
-你干什么去了？ -我把他的钥匙给丢了 -What did you do? -I threw his keys away.
为什么？ Why?
因为如果你去监狱了 我们就不能在一起了 Cause if you go to jail, we can't be together.
你真厉害 You are hardcore.
是吗？ -是的 -I am? -Yeah.
我们快走吧 Let's get out of here.
我好饿 I'm so hungry.
嗯 我也是 Yeah, me too.
我要便便 And I have to go big potty.
你不冷吧 You're not getting cold, are you?
嗨 -你好啊 -Hi. - Hey, there.
-你好吗？ -快过来 -How are you? -Come on over.
-我是戴夫.沃拉乔斯基 -我是杰伊 -I'm Dave walachowski. -I'm Jay.
-这是我女朋友黛西 -黛西 -M-my girlfriend, Daisy. -Daisy.
我们厕所坏了 Our bathroom is broken.
你想用我们的？ You want to use ours?
好的 去吧 Yeah, go ahead.
等下过来跟我们一起玩 Then come on and join us by the fire.
你们要去哪里？杰伊 So, where you headed, Jay?
-洛杉矶 -我们也是 -Uh, Los Angeles. -So are we!
我们要去好莱坞看霍伊.曼德尔 We're going to Hollywood to see Howie mandel.
成交或不成交（电视节目《一掷干金》） Deal or no deal?
成交...或不成交? Deal...Or no deal?
成交 Uh, deal?
天啊 我太喜欢那个节目了 God, I love that show.
我们还要过去看她妈妈 And plus we're gonna get to see her mom.
她得了痴呆症 She has dementia.
该把这小子放床上去了 Time to put this one to bed.
她就像个天使 She's such an angel.
她睡着的时候 确实是的 When she's asleep, yeah.
等她醒了 她简直就是恶魔 The moment she wakes up, she's the devil.
等你生了小孩就知道了 You'll have one someday and you'll see.
好了 亲爱的 All right, lovie.
我们也该睡觉了了 We should probably hit the sack.
挺晚了 It's, uh -- it's getting late.
谢谢你们 Thank you so much.
不用谢 You're welcome.
很感激你们 Appreciate it.
你一直想跟我爱爱 ？ You've been thinking about having sex with me,
是吗 haven't you?
没关系 It's okay.
我是个处女 I'm a virgin.
我想也是 Yeah, I...I thought so.
我能问你一件事吗？ Can I ask you something?
当然 Yeah, sure.
你真的跟别人的老婆爱爱过吗？ Did you really have sex with somebody's wife?
谁跟你说的？ Who, uh...who told you about that?
婚礼上的一个人 Some people at the wedding.
他还提到你的蛋蛋 He said something about your balls, too.
你跟别人老婆发生关系了？ Did you have sex with somebody's wife?
是的 Yeah, I did.
所以你爸很生气？ Is that why your dad is so mad at you?
他生气的原因有很多 Well, he's got so many reasons.
不过 这也是 But, yeah.
她是谁？ Who was she?
她是一个帮我们家 She was the wife of a man
赚了很多钱的人的老婆 who could have made my family a lot of money.
而且碰巧她也很漂亮 也很寂寞 She also happened to be very beautiful and very lonely.
那你爱她吗？ Did you love her?
知道吗？你是唯一一个这么问我的人 You know, you're the only one that's ever asked me that.
我不知道 I don't know.
基本的人类情感不是我的强项 Basic human emotions are not my strong suit.
晚安 Good night.
[ Of monster and men's "love, love, love" ]
♪ Well, maybe I am a crook ♪
♪ for stealing your heart away ♪
♪ yeah, maybe I am a crook ♪
♪ for not caring for it ♪
♪ yeah, maybe I'm a bad, bad, bad ♪
♪ bad person ♪
♪ well, baby, I know ♪
♪ and these fingertips ♪
♪ will never run through your skin ♪
♪ and those bright blue eyes ♪
♪ can only meet mine ♪
♪ across the room ♪
♪ filled with people ♪
♪ that are less important than you ♪
♪ all 'cause you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love ♪
♪ you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love ♪
♪ you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love you ♪
♪ So I think it's best ♪
♪ we both forget ♪
♪ before we dwell on it ♪
今天... This is...
是我人生中最美好的一天 The best day of my life.
♪ The way you held me so tight ♪
♪ all through the night ♪
♪ till it was near morning ♪
♪ 'cause you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love ♪
♪ you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love you ♪
我们还要回去吗？ Do we have to go back?
我们可以去别的地方吗？ Can't we just go somewhere else?
我惹了很多麻烦 黛西 I'm in a lot of trouble, Daisy.
所以我们不能回去 That's why we shouldn't go back.
Yeah. I, uh --
嗯 我欠了别人很多钱 I owe some people a lot of money.
要是我有钱的话 我会给你的 If I had any money, I'd give it to you.
♪ 'Cause you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love ♪
♪ you love, love, love ♪
♪ when you know I can't love you ♪
我要教你怎么开车 I'm gonna teach you how to drive.
我再说一遍 Let's recap.
发动引擎 刹车 油门 走吧 To start, brake, jiggle gas, go.
很简单吧？ That's easy, right?
好难啊 No, that's hard.
你不会有事的 You'll be fine.
我们开到那一头 Now drive us to the other end of the lot.
不行 No.
黛西 没事的 有我在 Daisy, it's okay. I'm right here.
发车 刹车 油门 加油 Start, brake, jiggle gas, go.
你可以的 You can do this.
不 不行 Oh! No!
我做不到 I... I can't.
我跟普通人不一样 I can't do things like other people.
那你这几天是怎么做到的？ What do you think you've been doing the last few days?
各种各样的事 Things.
那是因为我跟你在一起 It's only because I've been with you.
不 不是 No, it's not.
你跟我逃出医院 You followed me out of the hospital.
你坐飞机 你在婚礼上跳舞 You flew in a plane. You danced at a wedding.
你甚至比一个州警察更聪明 You even outsmarted a state trooper.
那是他太笨了 He wasn't very smart.
嗯 他不聪明 但你还是很棒 No, he wasn't very smart, but still.
黛西 你什么事都可以做到的 Daisy, you can do anything in the world. anything
只要你想做 You just have to want to.
她在哪里？ Dr. bertle Where is she?
没事 我带她回去 It's okay. I'm bringing her back.
小子 你知道你干什么了吗 Dr. bertle Son, do you realize what you've done?
我什么也没干 I haven't done anything.
她就像只小狗 跟着我逃出医院 She followed me out of the hospital like a lost puppy.
要不然我该怎么做？ What was I supposed to do with her?
联系一个精神病专家 Dr. bertle Contact a mental health professional.
我没有想到这点 Didn't occur to me.
老实说 现在 Dr. bertle Honestly, at this point
我比你还担心 I'm almost more concerned about you.
你现在面临着严重的指控 You're facing serious charges now.
他们会找到你的 You know they can find you.
医生 别担心 Doc, don't worry about that, okay?
我会带她回去的 好吗？ I'm gonna bring her back to you, okay?
我保证我会带她回去的 I promise I'm gonna bring her back.
你说了不再打电话了 Y-you said no more phone calls.
黛西 Daisy.
黛西 Daisy!
惠勒 发生什么事了？惠勒 Dr. bertle Wheeler, what's happening? Wheeler?
黛西 Daisy!
黛西 Daisy! Daisy!
黛西 快踩刹车 Daisy! Brake for slow!
黛西 踩左边那个停下来 我跟你解释 Daisy! Hit the one on the left and stop and talk to me!
黛西 Daisy!
黛西 你要踩刹车减速 还记得吗？ You got to brake for slow, remember?
踩刹车 Brake for slow!
慢慢的踩刹车 Brake for slow!
你从来没有想过要做我男朋友 You never wanted to be my boyfriend!
你只是装模作样的 It was all just pretend!
我想 我当然想 Yes, I did! Yes, I did! Of course I did!
黛西 求你了 Daisy, please!
你在兜圈 一直在兜圈 You're driving in circles! Like, literally in circles!
黛西 快停下来 Daisy, stop!
你开车就像个疯子 You're driving like a crazy person!
我不是疯子 I'm not a crazy person!
停车 黛西 Stop! Daisy!
黛西 Daisy!
没事的 没事的 It's all right. It's all right.
你还好吗？ You okay?
没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
我们离开这儿 好吗？ We got to get out of here, okay?
我们没钱买这些 We don't have the money to pay for this.
我能问你一件事吗？ Can I ask you something?
你是不是杀了你妈妈？ Did you kill your mother?
是的 Yes.
是不是有什么声音？ Were there voices?
有个声音要你杀了她? Did voices tell you to do it?
没有 No.
没有 那声音没有要我杀我妈妈 No, the voices...they didn't tell me things.
只是跟我说了我妈妈的事 They told my mother things.
那就是你没有听到什么声音 So, you don't hear voices.
你妈妈听到了 Your mother did.
是的 Yeah.
嗯 他们经常跟她说一些事 Yeah, they used to tell her things all the time.
有时候就是一些很傻的事 And sometimes it was just silly stuff, but...
不过大部分都很恐怖 Mostly it was scary.
所以她整天大喊大叫的 That's why she yelled all the time.
不过... But, um...
有一晚 她... One night, she...
她一直在尖叫... She just screamed and screamed and...
我没有过去看她 I didn't go to her.
等我早上醒来的时候 她已经死了 And then when I woke up in the morning, she was dead.
那就不是你杀了她 Daisy, that is not you killing your mother.
是她自己死了而已 That is her dying.
你不能再说你杀了你妈妈 You need to stop saying you killed your mother
因为你根本没有杀她 because you didn't.
你没有杀她 You didn't kill her.
那我为什么要回医院呢？ Why do I have to go back to the hospital then?
我从没想过要把你送回去 I never wanted to take you back.
不过这不是真的 对吧？ That's not real though, is it?
又在骗我 That's just pretend.
是的 It is.
我之前真的想带你回去 I did want to take you back.
确实想过 I did.
不过现在不了 But now I don't.
我真的没有 I really don't.
我要住在医院吗？ Am I gonna have to live at the hospital?
我不知道 I don't know.
没有人知道我在哪里 No one's gonna know where I am.
我知道 I'll know.
-你不会忘记吗？ -我不会忘记的 -You're not gonna forget? -I'm not gonna forget.
黛西？ Daisy?
嘿 黛西？ Hey, Daisy?
嘿 黛西怎么回事？ Hey, Daisy? What happened?
黛西 Daisy.
黛西 是我 玛丽·贝思 Daisy, it's me, Mary Beth.
玛丽·贝思·尼尔贝利 亲爱的 Mary Beth nealberry, honey.
他在洛杉矶监狱 He's in the Los Angeles county jail.
詹森 Jason...
以前你鲁莽的时候跟他一样 There was a time when you were as reckless as he is,
是谁保释你出来的？ and who bailed you out?
你父亲 Your father.
谁替我保释的？ Who posted my bail?
-对不起 -我要见她 - I'm sorry. -I got to see her, man.
我不知道发生什么事了 I just don't see it happening.
惠勒先生 你可以 Dr. bertle Mr. Wheeler, you have a better chance
去竞选市长 比来这里工作好得多 of being elected mayor than ever getting in here again...
这里什么也没有 which is to say none.
嘿 你在干什么？ Hey! Hey, what are you doing?
快滚开 Get off the tracks!
今天感觉如何？ How we feeling today?
我不想吃药 I don't want any more pills.
我只想看杰伊 I just want to see Jay.
不行的 亲爱的 他在监狱 You can't, honey. He's in jail.
不 他今天早上来过这里 No, he was here this morning.
就算来过 那他也不在这里工作 Either way, he doesn't work here anymore.
我要出去 I have to go then.
不行 黛西 No. No, Daisy, no.
我保证我只离开一小会儿 No, I promise I'm only gonna leave for a little bit.
也不行，没事的 因为我没有疯 No, it's okay cause I'm not crazy. It's okay.
好 你现在要冷静点 It's all right. You just need to calm down.
我没有发作 No, no, I'm not having an attack!
我只想见我男朋友 I just want to see my boyfriend!
说的很有道理 Dr. bertle Well, that was quite a stunt.
不过我还是放了你 Dr. bertle But I'm releasing you.
不行 那我自杀 You can't. I'm suicidal.
-瞎扯 -我是认真的 -Dr. bertle Bullshit. -I'm serious.
我会把你归为自杀预防队列 Dr. bertle Then I'll put you on suicide precaution.
把你关进封闭的病房 You'll be in a locked ward.
她没有生病 医生 She's not sick, doc.
那些声音不是黛西脑袋里的 The voices are not in Daisy's head.
是她妈妈脑袋里的 They were in her mother's head.
她跟你说的？ Dr. bertle She told you that?
波特曼医生？ Dr. bertleman?
弗莱明先生 Dr. bertle Yes, Mr. phelpmitter?
你为什么不让惠勒见见他的黛西？ Why won't you let Mr. Wheeler see his Daisy?
弗莱明 Dr. bertle Mr. phelpmitter,
我不会跟你讨论其他病人的 I can't discuss another patient with you.
他们是不是强迫她违背她的意愿 They're holding her against her will,
对吗？ aren't they?
他们电脑里有你所有资料 They've got a computer with everything about you on it.
他们知道你和黛西 They know about you and Daisy.
他们知道所有事 They know everything.
太好了 Oh, look. Beautiful.
你们拿到什么了？快点 What you got? Come on.
你去哪里了？ Where the hell you been?
你还好吗？ You okay?
下不为例 别说话 Dr. bertle For once in your life, don't talk.
好 Okay.
你说话了 Dr. bertle That's talking.
抱歉 Sorry.
医生 Dr. bertle
我是过来道歉的 I came to apologize.
道什么歉？ For what?
关于弗雷克尔 你说得对 Dr. bertle You were right about frakel.
还有黛西的妈妈 And about Daisy's mother.
有几个医生都给她诊断过 说她患有精神分裂症 She was diagnosed schizophrenic with extreme paranoia
及严重的妄想症 by several doctors.
这是个是个奇迹了 真的 It's remarkable, really,
她能培养出一个女儿 she was able to raise a daughter at all.
那你可以放了她吗？ So, you can release her?
我还要观察一下她 Dr. bertle I need to keep an eye on her.
如果顺利的话 If all goes well,
两三个月后 就会转到福利院去 she'll transition to a group home in two or three months.
不行 那等太久了 No, that's too long to wait.
她不会有事的 Dr. bertle She'll be all right.
我不是说她 I wasn't talking about her.
我也没有办法 Dr. bertle Well, there's nothing I can do.
那当然 Of course there is.
你想了解惠勒 Dr. bertle So, you wanted to know about Mr. Wheeler.
你喜欢惠勒吗？ You like Mr. Wheeler?
我不是喜欢他 我爱他 I-I don't like him. I love him.
你以前恋爱过吗？黛西 Dr. bertle Have you ever been in love before, Daisy?
没有 No.
那你怎么知道你爱惠勒 Dr. bertle Then how do you know you love Mr. Wheeler?
你以前恋爱过吗？ Have you ever been in love?
算是吧 Dr. bertle I'd like to think so, yes.
跟谁？ With who?
我以前结过婚 Dr. bertle I was married.
现在我们已经离婚了 And, uh, we're divorced now.
你还爱着她 You still love her.
一旦爱上他 When it happens,
就知道不是别人了 you know it's not anything else.
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♪ pink moon gonna get you all ♪
不得不说 I have to say...
它们来自星云 They're from planet neblon.
♪ Pink, pink, pink, pink ♪
真漂亮 They're beautiful.
♪ Pink moon ♪
我知道你能听到我说话 I know you can hear me.
♪ Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink moon ♪
精 神 科
谢谢 Thank you.
♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪
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♪ and none of you stand so tall ♪
♪ pink moon gonna get you all ♪
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怎么了 What's the matter?
你踩到我的脚趾了 You're standing on my toes.
该死的 Oh, shit.
抱歉 Sorry.
走吧 Let's go.
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导 演
安德鲁·弗莱明
编 剧
斯蒂芬·佐特诺夫斯基
制 片
丽莎·德米特里
♪ Two hearts are better than one ♪
制片人
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♪ so much better than none ♪
♪ dear, wait for me, will you? ♪
执行制片人
戴夫·波米尔
摄影指导
亚历山大·格鲁申斯基
♪ you make days become one ♪
美术指导
托比·科比特
♪ you make rain become shine ♪
♪ wait for me, will you? ♪
剪 辑
塔拉·廷彭
服装设计
卡罗琳·B·马克思
♪ ooh, do-do do-do do dooo ♪
配 乐
迈克尔·佩恩
♪ do do-do do do ♪
♪ do do-do do-do do dooo ♪
音乐顾问
玛丽·拉莫斯 & 霍莉·亚当斯
选 角
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埃文·蕾切尔·伍德
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斯科特·斯比德曼
赤 足
♪ two hearts are better than one ♪
♪ so much better than none ♪
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♪ dear, wait for me, will you? ♪
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凯特·伯顿
♪ you make days become one ♪
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J·K·西蒙斯
♪ you make rain become shine ♪
主 演
伊恩·尼尔森
♪ wait for me, will you? ♪
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